Oh God…
Apparently Perez Hilton writes like JD Salinger…

A couple paragraphs of fiction: David Foster Wallace

*it… fuck

Indeed, indeed. Mickey Mouse was the first imaginary character to get his own star. In 1978.

Tell All?
Hmm. Before reading the story synopsis, I thought this "Tell-All" was Chuck's autobiography. "TELL ALL! THE COMPELLING LIFE AND TIMES OF CHARLES PALAHNIUK!"

I'm more on the "eh" camp in regards to Palahniuk, too. From what I've read (which is Fight Club and a couple shorts of his), sometimes his high stylization and descriptions (however graphic they may be) can be compelling and enjoyable… er, partly enjoyable. I say partly because at times, he can feel like a sneaky oil…

They Got Peter Cetera!