I'm very excited about this. Perhaps someone could pick me up some lube, you know, for my….

Scrooge McDuck will appear as a sexy Mr. Darcy.

The La's, "There She Goes"

Shonen Knife, "Riding on a Rocket"

Red Sovine, "Teddy Bear"

What About us Wusses?
I rank Baldur's Gate, KOTOR and NWN's as the best gaming experiences I've ever had. As an old parent type now I have a Wii for my kids and wonder if there is anything comparable to Dragon Age, Baldur's Gate etc. for my wussy little white box.

Not Knowing
is half the battle.

I thought this
was going to be about the lurid 'other' films of the actors who played munchkins in the Wizard of Oz. Still sounds fun but not as good as what I had imagined.

Todd Snider cured my low self esteem
Play 'Alright Guy' while baked. It is better than years of therapy and medication.

What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off.

Dean: What are you doing?
Monarch: Giving your robot chlamydia.

True Story
Several years ago I got to have drinks with John Wesley Harding after seeing him play (where the fuck is that guy anyway?). We got to talking about music and he asked me what I liked. I said I liked power pop and referenced Big Star and the Replacements as a couple of my favorite bands (this was back in…