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    "I've leaving the room now. Wanna watch?"

    I loved Almost Famous when it first came out, but it hasn't aged well at all. Takes an environment that could have been skeevy fun and buries in under saccharin. Philip Seymour Hoffman makes his scenes awesome by sheer force of will, but I can easily survive without the rest.

    "Well, I got my period today…"

    The Cold War stuff is dated as all get out, but I still enjoy 2010. They were smart enough not to try to top 2001 and the story still works for me. I occasionally stumble upon it while channel surfing and it always sucks me in.

    It's not too late. We can kill this book before it hatches. Kill it with fire.

    Ready Player One had potential, but it turned into a smug circle jerk for geeks. I honestly wanted to kick sand in its' face by the end.

    She was in a TV movie in the late '80s/early '90s about several women who wound up posing for Playboy. She played the uptight co-ed, and yeah. Very crushable. And as Piecar mentioned, she was very soulful in Can't Buy Me Love.

    I still like "When You're Gone." It's a simple and straightforward last-slow-dance-of-the-night song, but it's delivered well.

    Roxette had four Number One singles in the space of two years (I think. I'm sure not looking it up) and then just vanished off the face of the Earth. Isn't that kind of odd?

    My ex-wife considered this to be one of our songs. She'd even bust out into the first few lines of the chorus sometimes while we were fooling around.

    Her mouth is an abyss. Kiss the edges of it before you are swallowed up by its' emptiness and futility.

    But are their weapons useless against me?

    I feel exactly the same way about The Fountain.

    Okay. And I'll throw in a Perky Co-Ed Emma Stone while I'm at it. I've got two.

    Inside Out was a nice step back from the meh for Pixar (and it was nice to have a Pixar movie with a climax that didn't depend upon a big chase scene), but the middle kind of dragged for me. Pretty good, but not quite up to WALL-E or the Toy Story movies.

    I'm collecting all the Happy Meal toys for sure.

    I'll give it a shot. I'd love to be pleasantly surprised.

    With all due respect, no, it doesn't. It really, really doesn't.

    Maybe I'll wait for the DVD. Not really an action-movie-for-the-sake-of-action type of guy.

    The Honest Trailer seriously makes it sound like something that was plotted between bong hits.