I asked my college girlfriend to marry me long after we should have just broken up. God, did I dodge a bullet when that didn't happen. That's how I learned not every relationship is meant to last forever.

Don't know how apropos this is, but falling asleep to MST3K is always a nice way to end the day for me…

Oh, I dealt with my lesser version of this back in college. I believe it.

Wait, I WASN'T supposed to read this book from beginning to end?

There are hip and tolerant sex workers on every corner in Seattle. Surely that's the case for the rest of America…

I just posted this up above there. God, I could drool over her forever.

I love how Bond is sitting a the side of the rink starting at the ice. Her feet enter the shot and the camera pans up…

She'll look good forever, but '60s Diana Rigg was one on the hottest women ever captured on film. Day-um.

So will Tim deliver a mumbled eulogy while Lee Van Cleef strokes a gerbil? Will Demi Moore and George Lazenby make it to the funeral?
Seriously, though, RIP. Ya did good, Dick.

Given that Low has been on a "great album/just pretty good" trajectory for the last little while, I'm going into this one with high expectations.

She sings on the song "Guess You Had to Be There" on Brian Wilson's new album and does a nice job of it. I might have to check this out.

May he make out with Kate Winslet in the afterlife while an audience of strangers politely applauds.

"Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you."

Didn't remember he did that one until just now and yes, it's a hell of a score. The music really made the showdown between Enterprise and Reliant come to life.

TBYOUL probably didn't need to be three hours long, but it's a wonderful film that's aged very well. Calling it a "travesty" is beyond bullshit.

It's so frustrating that there are so many gifted writers who will forever stay obscure and unread while a well-known name can slap something like this together and end up in every bookstore in America. Ugh.

I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.

They adapted the first one back in the '70s with Jimmy Osmond, of all people. I barely remember it, but I'm pretty sure you're not missing much by not seeing it.

My daughter (who's nine) absolutely loves those books; she's reading the fourth one now. Considering the fact that I'm an anonymous voice on the Internet, do you think the movie is worth recommending to her?

Which makes me very sad. I'm probably a huge snob, but I remember reading grown-up stuff as soon as I possibly could. By the time I was twelve, I was pretty much done with Choose Your Own Adventure.