And what if they bought beer? Really good beer?

Adele sings "South of the Border."

No, they'll cast Daniel Craigo, his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Went to see Tweedy last night and really had a blast. While he was a little cranky when I saw him last, Jeff was really talkative and funny this time. Taking a break from Wilco seems to have reinvigorated him. Be sure to go if you get the chance.

Of all the indie theaters in all the world…

Hey, I saw red…

More of a sweet, sweet cherry pie fan myself.

Jeremy Renner might pull it off, but even that'd probably be a stretch. It's like trying to find someone to play Sinatra. Good luck…

Definitely. Don't let the first few episodes scare you off. It definitely starts to pick up a bit after that.

Sorry, but Buckaroo Banzai is big bowl of meh. They take some cool ideas and do absolutely nothing with them. The whole movie just sits there.

"Well, there was a snake's head eating the head on the opposite side…"

Besides a chunk of Season Four of Portlandia and some MST3K, not much yet. Going to see Tweedy tonight, though.

The first movie was mostly a sit-though-this-for-my-daughter deal, but it was one of the few times that I've actually liked an Adam Sandler performance. If he ever feels like focusing on voice-over work, I wouldn't object.

They sure love to ball…up on whiny complaints about copyright infringement.

Throw it.

I'll be generous and say that Diamonds and Pearls is his last wall-to-wall great album; everything since then has been all over the place. The two albums he put out last fall are both pretty good, though.

When I'm at my job, nothing, unless someone in the office is playing Taylor Swift or Christmas music.

Don't forget Julie Warner's chrome-plated toplessness.

My daughter's school had a talent show last spring. After the third number set to "Lucky", teachers playing tennis racket guitars in Beatle wigs would have looked pretty damn good.

Cut him some slack. He's a million different people from one day to the next.