Jeppson's Malört.

Ted Cruz.

When I become emperor of the world, everyone who does that will be lined up and shot.

Bolt Thrower - When Cannons Fade
Woe - No Solitude
The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre
Dark Funeral - The Birth of the Vampiir
Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

Seems to work OK for the UK.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with ranking her hairdos, and I agree with your list.

Nah, we should wait to do "Power" and "Evil" until after the DVD release of the AMAZING HUGE HAUL OF 90 MISSING EPISODES, or is it 105, or is it just "Marco Polo", "Enemy of the World" and "Web of Fear", or is it all a load of bollocks, and is this even a remotely gramatically correct sentence any more?

See also "of the Daleks" in an episode title.

1. The Robots of Death
2. The Talons of Weng-Chiang
3. The Deadly Assassin
4. The Face of Evil
5. The Masque of Mandragora
6. The Hand of Fear

I was in Maine last month and had to climb a mountain to get good enough reception to make a phone call.

I do a pretty good "Normal human being".

My two favorite teams are the Oakland Raiders and whoever is playing the 49ers.

The Ghastly Ones - Now Fear This
The Doors - Soul Kitchen
Bolt Thrower - Shreds of Sanity
Slayer - South of Heaven
Rigor Mortis - Die in Pain

It was your grandparents' Frampton Comes Alive.

Delaware can also lay (slightly tenuous) claims on Bob Marley and Richard Hell.

You're right about the diapers.  After a couple of weeks, it's entirely possible to do it one-handed in pitch blackness at 2am while slightly drunk.

Yucca may be hard to come by in Yorkshire.

You will probably feel like this until the first moment you see your progeny.  Probably quite frequently for the first few years afterward too.  But on the whole, it's pretty fucking awesome.  So go ahead and worry, but not too much.

I have a Leinenkugel's hat.

If the Woodlawn Trustees get their way, there will be a Whole Foods on your way to TJ's.