It's "Call of Ktulu" for me, though "Orion" is a close second.

Years ago, an old hippie told me that "Inna Gadda Da Vida" worked as a timer for cooking TV dinners.  Smoke a joint, put the TV dinner in the oven, and drop the needle on the LP.  When the drum solo kicked in, it was time to poke a hole in the foil in the dessert section, and when the song was over, dinner was ready.

Years ago, an old hippie told me that "Inna Gadda Da Vida" worked as a timer for cooking TV dinners.  Smoke a joint, put the TV dinner in the oven, and drop the needle on the LP.  When the drum solo kicked in, it was time to poke a hole in the foil in the dessert section, and when the song was over, dinner was ready.

Just have it be the rumored prequel telling the story of Robert and Cora's courtship.  Then air it six months later in the UK than in the US.  

Just have it be the rumored prequel telling the story of Robert and Cora's courtship.  Then air it six months later in the UK than in the US.  

Women's hair must operate under different laws of physics.  There's no way I could wad up that much hair and have my head be anything approaching normal-looking.

Women's hair must operate under different laws of physics.  There's no way I could wad up that much hair and have my head be anything approaching normal-looking.

During the day, Lady Mary's hair is like a bob sort of thing, but at night, she's got a ponytail that goes most of the way down her back.  Where in the hell does it go during the day?

During the day, Lady Mary's hair is like a bob sort of thing, but at night, she's got a ponytail that goes most of the way down her back.  Where in the hell does it go during the day?

You, sir, are correct.

You, sir, are correct.

Scrapple, yes.  The bits of a pig that are too repulsive to put in sausage.  How is it so fucking delicious?  Fry up a slab, throw it between two slices of toast along with a couple of eggs and a slice of cheese, yum.

Scrapple, yes.  The bits of a pig that are too repulsive to put in sausage.  How is it so fucking delicious?  Fry up a slab, throw it between two slices of toast along with a couple of eggs and a slice of cheese, yum.

Just get a pet that's an asshole.  Then you'll be happy when it dies.

Just get a pet that's an asshole.  Then you'll be happy when it dies.

400 rounds is a fun afternoon at the range.  If the cops had to look into everyone buying that amount of ammo, they wouldn't have time to bust the dope-smokers.

400 rounds is a fun afternoon at the range.  If the cops had to look into everyone buying that amount of ammo, they wouldn't have time to bust the dope-smokers.

That'd be a good one.  Lots of forward-thinking designers there, like Raymond Loewy, Virgil Exner, Harley Earl, etc.  Loewy alone would make a fascinating doc.

That'd be a good one.  Lots of forward-thinking designers there, like Raymond Loewy, Virgil Exner, Harley Earl, etc.  Loewy alone would make a fascinating doc.

You can do a lot worse than a retread of "The Worst Hard Time".  It's a pretty great book.