Sounds like someone's divorced parents have an on going off-again, on-again relationship. You're among friends here Mike. Please tell us about your parental confusion. How does it make you feel?

YUCK fes!!

YUCK fes!!

Hey, I have an idea for a new found-footage horror movie: Set
in the present day and at a recent family get together, a half dozen relatives are
subjected to a recently unearthed trove of Uncle Steve’s old family vacation
movies, when suddenly all the viewers die….OF BOREDOM!!!

Hey, I have an idea for a new found-footage horror movie: Set
in the present day and at a recent family get together, a half dozen relatives are
subjected to a recently unearthed trove of Uncle Steve’s old family vacation
movies, when suddenly all the viewers die….OF BOREDOM!!!

Untitled Phil Spector Biopic

Untitled Phil Spector Biopic

I don't know if this has anything to do with the movie, but my bowels are still residually haunted by the Cabo Taco Platter I ate at Burrito Loco yesterday.

I don't know if this has anything to do with the movie, but my bowels are still residually haunted by the Cabo Taco Platter I ate at Burrito Loco yesterday.

Chapter 7: "Am I Laughing Or Crying?" How To Read Your Own Subtle Body Language

Chapter 7: "Am I Laughing Or Crying?" How To Read Your Own Subtle Body Language

"The book will also come in 10 different covers, each featuring a flag of a country that boasts a significant Kiss Army population." So Vatican City will be represented, right? Can't wait to see Pope Benedict's custom message.

"The book will also come in 10 different covers, each featuring a flag of a country that boasts a significant Kiss Army population." So Vatican City will be represented, right? Can't wait to see Pope Benedict's custom message.

Man this looks boring. Are we sure that Whit Stillman and Lena Dunham aren't the same person? Not that one is the other in drag or anthing, but more in that they are both vessels for the astral projections of an ancient demonic spirit that embodies the twee hopes and dreams of insufferable rich white people since the…

I read in a newspaper last month that Whit is actually lined up to direct the next Insane Clown Posse movie. BTW this newspaper is published entirely in my mind.

Otto and DJ Lethal!! If Durst does kick you out, I have an immediate job for you guys to play with me in Three Dollar Bill. We're the tri-state area's preeminent Limp Bizkit cover band.