True, but then Dragons!!

I would say what eventually happens to him is more "Life by Fiber"…

Shrimp and Ygrittes

Just grumkins and snarks…

Tell Strong Belwas we have need of him…

An all Bran episode would definitely be overkill.  Death by fiber…

Hodor

Well, I disagree with that completely but it really doesn't come into play when we're discussing sweet vermouth…

I don't get it…

T-BIRD!!!!

Trying hard to picture Pam as the Flying Nun…

Punt e Mes is another vermouth from Carpano, the same folks who produce Antica Formula.  CAF is a bit richer while PEM is a bit more bitter.  Both are excellent and will greatly improve the quality of your "brown & stirred" drinks, particularly those in the Manhattan and Brooklyn cocktail family tree…

"Oh, blow it out your cassock…"

I like the bitterness of Campari but am somewhat put off by it's bug-spray aftertaste.  I would probably just substitute Punt e Mes, since it is a sweet vermouth that has a strong dose of bitterness already built in, and adjust the proportions to taste.

Let those who are without Phrasing! cast the first Boom…

"Lana, it's a joke!"

"Well, it was this or the Vespas…"

Tactical doggy turtleneck…  er, a doggy tacticalneck!

"Shit, I had a pun about flares…"

Luther had some valid complaints…