I’m not tossing the frickin’ Pope…

I can't help thinking of her as Bonanza Jellybean…

Well where's the sport in that?  Gosh, if we all just tried to solve things on our own there'd be no need for social media at all!

Quick, what's Arabic for "You're mother's a whore and her pimp is a goat-herder"?

Yes, he does.

Or possibly a win-win-Wynn…

Remember kids: prowling through your parent's medicine cabinet can be hazardous to your mental health (Ooh look, Dad's viagra!)

Jes?

Wait Wait… Don't Tell Me!

…Oh, I don't know, like maybe a gigantic chocolate mousse?

Yes, but under sterile test conditions…

And the boat's not a boat. It's a freaking HOVERCRAFT!!!

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…

May have been (the heartbreak of no DVR)…

Between the farting and the green vomit, I may be off the kofta for a while…

Why else would you leave your life-giving water in the car…

He REALLY doesn't like guns, Lana…

Phrasing!

Feed him…

Paging Dr. Enuf…