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They tend to gravitate towards lovely, smaller, perfectly shaped breasts, as opposed to heaving cleavage.

Holy cats.
I hadn't heard them before, but I really dig them, and I'm going to a festival in November that they'll be playing. And now I'm really looking forward to it. Thanks, Random Internet Person!

Hey, at least they didn't find a way to incorrectly apply the term 'oral history' to this one.

One Fat-So?! Summer.

They make the absolute best yoga leggings, and great summer dresses too.

It was a pretty fantastic line-up.
And this hypothetical one would just be Taylor Swift Girl Squad garbage :(

Hear, hear.

"All of Will Smith’s songs…"
"several Will Smith songs…"
"the rap man’s most classic songs, all played…"

Goddamit, I keep forgetting she's in that.

Best Worst, surely!
"I've seen a million faces… and I've rocked them all." is up there with "From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever." in terms of greatest uses of language.

IN ROD WE TRUST!

Desmin Borges on You're The Worst looks so much like Schwimmer to me it's crazy.

I thought he was great in his guest stint on the West Wing - it's a shame he doesn't do more drama. I was looking forward to seeing him on The Good Wife when it was announced - but, much like many other awesome guest stars on that show, he was wasted in a go-nowhere type plot.

Oh it's awful. I'm led to believe that at some point, one of the channels (I think Channel 4?) aired it more or less non-stop. So my colleagues, for example, will pepper any conversation with Friends quotes or references the way North Americans would use Simpsons quotes. Let me tell you, it's the darkest parallel

They alive, dammit!

Just sounds like half the girls I knew in college who were just sooooo edgy and provocative. They got drunk, like, all the time, but it's no big deal. They were totally bi and loved threesomes (because what's the point in being bi if you don't have an audience or mention it constantly?). They'd use any excuse to talk

Dr. Beaumont Rosewood.
Seriously.

But then we would never have known…

Yeah how is that Miley Cyrus one a joke? "I bet [random famous person] is going to have sex with [other random famous persons(s)]".