First off, I hope the 'pathetic person' thing was just a self-deprecating jab. Because, there's nothing pathetic about never having been in love. There's plenty of people who have never been in love, and many of them said it just because they were raised on Princess stories and taught life's only worth something if…

But if he does propose, wouldn't it be likely he just sort of felt that basically all the women in his life (from the sounds of the letter) were hassling him into buying a ring and proposing? Yet the letter writer seems like she'd be okay with this as long as they get married.

Marriage does, however, carry some important benefits of the legal variety. Being married has never interfered with being a feminist, for me.

And Alistair Cookie!

No way! Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls!

Curse Sir Walter Raleigh! Such a stupid git.

I've heard this, and from people whose opinions on comedy I generally share, and I don't get it. I don't. Is her only 'thing' that she speaks like someone pretending to be a developmentally disabled little girl? Does she have other shticks?

@avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus And isn't there a point where he can't, er, perform with her, and then she leaves and he immediately calls a hooker?

This isn't a Kim Kardashian video.

@avclub-7a5a3fe4ae33de425d06ac4fe8d097d2:disqus well a Kamikaze is vodka, triple sec, and lime (in your basic margarita proportions but throwing in vodka instead of tequila).

Thy will be done.
http://www.deadline.com/201…

So basically I want to have sex with everyone in this cast.

The cocaine and Jaeger help a little, I find,

@avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus
So where's all the faces… the presidents?

SHUT YOUR FACE.

A laugh, followed by a bit on confusion… what exactly does the job description of a panty valet involve?

Did he ever offer a night of dinner at a sensibly priced restaurant, followed by efficient German sex?

Liked for Dinosaur Comics liking.

The word you're looking for is sassy.
You best pray you don't find it.

Fine leather gooooods.