Gosh, I wonder if Portman's up to the task of talking in a lifeless monotone, punctuated by bouts of hysterical crying?

Gosh, I wonder if Portman's up to the task of talking in a lifeless monotone, punctuated by bouts of hysterical crying?

Where did you come from and why are you so terrible?

Where did you come from and why are you so terrible?

Plus all 30 Rock's political jokes, said while smirking smugly, are designed to be 'funny' whatever the outcome is.

Plus all 30 Rock's political jokes, said while smirking smugly, are designed to be 'funny' whatever the outcome is.

Have you seen the baby? It's a ginger baby who cries chipotle barbecue sauce and pisses cilantro oil. Jason Sudeikis, you are NOT the father.

Have you seen the baby? It's a ginger baby who cries chipotle barbecue sauce and pisses cilantro oil. Jason Sudeikis, you are NOT the father.

You know what's weird? Will Ferrell's George W. Bush was never made to look to much like the actual W., because Ferrell didn't look at all like him, but he had the voice and mannerisms down well. But an older Ferrell is looking more and more like an old W.
I feel like that whole thing was more interesting in my brain.

You know what's weird? Will Ferrell's George W. Bush was never made to look to much like the actual W., because Ferrell didn't look at all like him, but he had the voice and mannerisms down well. But an older Ferrell is looking more and more like an old W.
I feel like that whole thing was more interesting in my brain.

Well, kind of. In many of the Neo-Latin languages, the word for "to make" and "to do" is the same. So faire l'amour is just as much "doing love" as it is "making love".
Amusing, when I worked with Spanish people the phrase "do the sex" was used often. "Oh yeah, they're totally doing the sex". It's a million times…

Well, kind of. In many of the Neo-Latin languages, the word for "to make" and "to do" is the same. So faire l'amour is just as much "doing love" as it is "making love".
Amusing, when I worked with Spanish people the phrase "do the sex" was used often. "Oh yeah, they're totally doing the sex". It's a million times…

I just like Perry so much I want it to work. Right now it doesn't, but as plenty of people have mentioned, sometimes sitcoms take a while to get rolling. My greater problem is, what's the future of the show? We've got our little premise, now turn it into ten episodes. Now get it up to twenty-three. Now another…

I just like Perry so much I want it to work. Right now it doesn't, but as plenty of people have mentioned, sometimes sitcoms take a while to get rolling. My greater problem is, what's the future of the show? We've got our little premise, now turn it into ten episodes. Now get it up to twenty-three. Now another…

West Wing reunion!

West Wing reunion!

Every single time I've watched DiCaprio in a role, I've thought to myself, "There's no way they weren't able to find a better actor for this part!"
Well I hope Mr. DiCaprio feels validated, now.

Every single time I've watched DiCaprio in a role, I've thought to myself, "There's no way they weren't able to find a better actor for this part!"
Well I hope Mr. DiCaprio feels validated, now.

From everything I've read he was never up for the part.

From everything I've read he was never up for the part.