A man's name! She's got a man's name!

A man's name! She's got a man's name!

Why, some of my best friends own African-Americans!

Why, some of my best friends own African-Americans!

I'm hoping they introduce a category to award the best pronounciation of "aesthetes", so Benedict Cumberbatch can take it in a landslide.

I'm hoping they introduce a category to award the best pronounciation of "aesthetes", so Benedict Cumberbatch can take it in a landslide.

More like Turd Crapley.

More like Turd Crapley.

And at the same time, every joke isn't "Hey, this gay dude is a shiftless lazy slob, get it, isn't that crazy, he doesn't even OWN any nice clothes?!".

And at the same time, every joke isn't "Hey, this gay dude is a shiftless lazy slob, get it, isn't that crazy, he doesn't even OWN any nice clothes?!".

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Justin Bartha has replaced Sam Worthington as most forgettable actor, for me. I just scrolled up to see his picture, and I already forget what he looks like. Half the time I see him name I think, "Who?", then google him, then remember that I've seen movies with him and also, did this whole thing two weeks earlier.

Justin Bartha has replaced Sam Worthington as most forgettable actor, for me. I just scrolled up to see his picture, and I already forget what he looks like. Half the time I see him name I think, "Who?", then google him, then remember that I've seen movies with him and also, did this whole thing two weeks earlier.

Gwyneth Paltrow, mostly.
Also, WASPy women who wish, through some combination of lack of talent and famous relatives, they could afford 90 dollar white Tshirts.

Gwyneth Paltrow, mostly.
Also, WASPy women who wish, through some combination of lack of talent and famous relatives, they could afford 90 dollar white Tshirts.

Maybe attempt to sleep with her? You'll be getting a new roommate, or your roommate will be getting a new girlfriend. You may get a punch in the face or two, but there's no way it's not worth it to avoid The Voice.

Maybe attempt to sleep with her? You'll be getting a new roommate, or your roommate will be getting a new girlfriend. You may get a punch in the face or two, but there's no way it's not worth it to avoid The Voice.

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!