Hali's hug-block was amazing and tells you everything you need to know about Dan. Joe's sincere man-hug also tells you everything you need to know about Joe.

Please won't someone think of the white men!

Yeah, he said something like, "If I was with my mother 24/7 like this I'd strangle her, and I love her to death!" It was awesome. Thanksgiving dinner must be really tense in that family, everyone waiting to see which beloved family member Rodney's going to take out next (and then get a tattoo).

It's a classic "guilty men sleep" observation, and I love it.

Oh God. Rodney swinging that grappling hook. I almost forgot. So, so gratifying. If I thought there was any chance Rodney might win this season, that snuffed it. What a maroon.

I clapped when Mike won immunity, and when Dan went home. I clapped like I believe in fairies. I regret nothing.

My dog's best friend, the next-door-neighbor-dog, Lola, moved like 6 months ago, but my dog still goes to the fence and barks hopefully to get her to run with him. I'm saying that is way too sympathetic an analogy to draw for Dan, who sucks.

I'll accept Mike or (to a lesser degree) Caroline as winners (and the other tearing it up next season). Anything else requires mattress burning riots.

Right? From that opening confessional, I was like, "This episode HAS to end with Dan going home, because Dan is always wrong."

The guy/movement you're defending is incensed that a "man's movie" has a female character in a position of authority (based on the trailer). I'm talking about the right to marry, the right to make medical decisions with/for a family member, the right to equal opportunity, the right to earn equal work for equal pay,…

Sigh. I'm going to regret this.

Right? That's my big takeaway from this article. Apparently this movie that I dismissed out of loyalty to the original is actually really good and I should go see it. Plus it'll piss off these RoK folks I guess, since I'm a woman but not, I presume, a "real woman."

Ugh, no! Neither Jane nor Michael is bland! Rafael is bland! He's a hot body with a mildly tortured backstory (of the "poor little rich boy" variety). Nice does not equal bland, damnit!

As someone who also commented on the actress's visible skeleton, I apologize. I wasn't commenting on her attractiveness or health, just noting her skinniness, but you're right that if someone said, "Man that actress playing Walda sure is FAT. It's gross!" I'd be offended. So I'm sorry.

If Ramsay shows up with an eye patch, we'll know he's a surprisingly generous lover.

Do we know that Mel can resurrect people? The only magic thing we've actually seen her do was the shadow baby, and my understanding is that was unrelated to any priestess powers she might have. We've all just been assuming she can, but do we know that? It seems like something she would have tested by now (ever since…

He knows. Ramsay told Roose, who sent the six-fingered man from The Princess Bride up to the Wall to bump off Bran and Rickon if they were up there.

I just want to know why Sansa even went in there. It's not like she has to do what the Kennel Master's Daughter tells her, and everything about it screamed trap (even if it ultimately wasn't). I thought Sansa was getting smarter.

Right? And I don't want to skinny shame anyone, but the actress playing Myranda is frightfully skinny. Like "I'm distracted by your pelvic bones and ribs during this scene" skinny.

God, I just find Ramsay so boring as a villain — in the books and the show (slightly less so in the show, as I do enjoy the actor's performance). He's just so cartoonishly EVIL.