THAT WASN'T SURFING!

I really thought Will was going home. I wouldn't be overly upset about Nina except this episode made me realize how much she looks like Mary McDonnell, who is the best.

That's what happens when you hear words but don't see them in print (Higgs boson is way different from Higgs-Boson). All hail the written word!

I'm so pissed about the Jimmy Graham trade (and sad that Pierre Thomas is being let go, but at least that one I can understand if not condone).

See, I've heard of the Higgs-Boson particle but I know literally nothing about it. So I would have answered "Higgs-Boson," which I gather is . . . wrong?

It's always white and gold for me too, unless I tilt my monitor way the fuck back.

It's pretty insensitive to ask somebody how much therapy they've had, isn't it?

Thanks!

Will, Jenn, Shirin, and Joe?

Whoo, Knoxville shout-out! I had no idea that Cotton-Eyed Joe's place has been around since 95, at least. I am sad but not surprised.

I'm sad that he doesn't know another version of "Cotton-Eyed Joe" because in the right hands that song is just a barnburner of exuberant fun.

I'm not sure he's actually dissing Chumbawamba there. I think he's just listing 90's bands whose members would not be recognized if they walked down the street wearing a shirt with their band name on it.

Oh God, and then it was a really long, tight hug! You could see Jenn counting the seconds. I don't see this going anywhere entertaining unless either the rest of the tribe is like, "Yeah, let's vote out this creepy fuck" with little preamble, or Vince gives in to the inevitable and develops a crush on Joe like the…

COCONUT VENDOR is apparently a lifestyle-sustaining profession. Ponder that for a while.

That's probably the better approach (but I'm so LAZY). I don't know if it's a complete list, but teams are listed here: https://purplerockpodcast.w…

You canny bastards! FINE.

Ah, I figured I wouldn't get that lucky. Good call.

Judge! Hey, Judge! Can I still get in on the pick four? If so, can I have Mike, Jenn, Joe, and Shirin?

God that lie was the worst. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THERE BE A NEUTRAL OPTION, YOU MORONS?

Look at the white collar guy over here!