Guys, there's a lot of Selena Gomez hate in this comment section, and I get that. However, with the caveat that I haven't seen her in anything since her Wizards of Waverly Place / Cinderella Story 2 (maybe) days (shut up I babysat), I've always found her rather charming and capable of a solid, quirky performance. I'm…

Ah, you're doing it right. Excellent.

That's a summer drink. You're doing it wrong! Unless you're drunk, in which case you're doing it right.

Somebody get Jeremy Renner!

Lots of nice people believe in God. It's fine. I believe that my house doesn't smell of cats. We all have our fantasies.

PSA: I just drank some habanero moonshine, and it is delicious. Also, I had to retype "moonshine" and "delicious" a lot to get them right. I'm still not sure about "habanero."

Well that's fair enough. I have a lady-boner for Gina Rodriguez. She's fantastic. The cat thing, though, was beyond the pale.

Sigh. First you insulted cats, then you assumed I'm a guy. I'm so disappointed in you.

Okay, fine. But on the assumption that they won't give it to Julia Louis Dreyfus ad infinitum, I'm glad they gave it to Gina Rodriguez, because she's luminescent.

Yes.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is undeniably amazing, but Gina Rodriguez really deserves a spotlight.

That is fucking amazing.

All right, dudes, all I see is a Hollywood sign. Am I doing something wrong, or is this meta?

We had a lot of fun with Bonnie and that jacket. "Yes, Bonnie, this jacket is really cool. Yes, everyone is really jealous of my cool jacket." But yeah, I liked Bonnie and especially Mike a lot and was disappointed in their choices. I don't blame them for wanting to get clear of Kenny, but I agree that they should…

In defense of Walter's weird propensity to talk politics with a little girl, it was no less weird than, say, Rebecca talking to her about whether she should tell Alvin he wasn't the father of her baby, or Luke (and basically every other character at one point or another) being like, "Clem and I will scout ahead; the…

WALKING SPOILERS below.

I know! I don't want to spoil anything for anyone as late to play it as me, so I'll just say even after it [redacted] I was [redacted] when it [redacted].

Oh good! I just bought a double-feature DVD yesterday of The Lady Vanishes and Juno and the Paycock. I bought it for J&tP (I love the play and just can't picture Hitchcock's version), but it's good to know TLV is worth a watch too.

SHE'S EIGHT!*

I played Tell Tale's The Walking Dead season 2 with a friend who was in town (and by "with" I mean I made frantic choices and she disapproved of most of them). There was a lot of shouting such things as, "I'm EIGHT!" (I know Clem is supposed to be like 11, but eight is funnier) and, "Oh God, R1 him in the head! R1 HIM…