It was Abigail's friend (who I liked, for her moxy). Will says the person who killed her is the same person who killed the girl in the field (ginger-guy's sister). The safe money is that that person is Hannibal. He killed the girl and used ginger-guy's blood from the rock the friend threw at him (and Hannibal…

Not that you'll ever see this, but . . .

Honestly, I think they're both praise-worthy, and I think it's diminishing to dismiss either trait as "something you're born with." I mean, yes, native intelligence and natural good looks are genetic, but people still have to do something with those qualities to stand out.

Yeah, I actually assumed Katie was the blond woman and wondered why the brunette was reacting so expressively to his choice. It took me a minute to remember that the blond is Keriann.

I really don't understand the SUDDEN DEATH QUICKFIRE format for this very reason. There's nothing at stake for the chosen opponent, other than the opportunity to get rid of another chef (which is some incentive, but not exactly up to the intensity of having one's ass on the line). I feel like the chosen chef should…

Dear God.

Yeah, I actually enjoyed the scene (and the previous Native American plot for that matter). I just feel like there's a Native American Presbyterian dentist out there pissed off that people expect him to know how to rain dance and shit.

Black belt, stage combat, and a variety of dialects/accents? How could they NOT cast him as a regular?

I do wish this show would stop going to the Native American well, as in, "All Native Americans secretly keep up with the traditions of their ancestors and can totes be counted on to know shamanistic rituals even if they are used car salesmen or bikers." I know they've only done it twice, but it's such an irritating…

Yeah, I was hoping at the end there that Joe was joining the team.

I know! I actually went to IMDB to see if the actor is actually Clancy Brown's offspring. But then IMDB wouldn't load and I gave up, because fuck it; I don't need to know that badly.

I will agree that I liked it more when the ludicrously easy trapping and holding at bay of the Wendigo seemed in service of poor Joe already being doomed, but I still liked it. Also, was the actor playing Joe actually Clancy Brown's son? If not, damn, that's some spot-on casting.

Shallow Female Alert: Tom Mison doing Yoga. Yes please.

This seems as good a place as any . . .

I'd say that's the "best" choice. And by choice I mean "human imperative."

Wait, are you suggesting that the better choice would be to track down his rape victim to see if he wants to suck his dick again now that it's legal?

My only hope for that kid is that I don't think anyone knows her real name. So if she grows up mildly sane, she can hopefully escape her past as "Honey Boo Boo."

Gross? I mean, disregarding that it's probably hard to feel amorous when you're smelly and hungry, how do you not have sex while on Survivor if it's personally and contextually appropriate? How many chances do you get to check that off the list?

I get Keith and Wes. I'm actually turning out to be surprisingly okay with that.

Right? Dale voting for Baylor is not bullying, Missy.