Conservative radio vomitron
The NYT article lists his most vocal allies as conservative radio show hosts and their allies. Ugh. I understand the reasoning behind it, but I think deep down its just more proof that they're hypocritical creepmonger nasty-heads.

Maybe it was the wine
But I actually cried during the finale for a second. Ugh, I'm lame.

Joy Bubbles
While watching this last night I was thinking, "I hope I get to read about this on T.V. Club tomorrow." Thanks for making my day!

This works really well
With today's "Let It Die" feature.

Pretty sure Fergie calls herself that, so maybe Sarah Ferguson should sue her rather than Danny DeVito. He hardly got the line out anyway.

Yay! It's fixed now! I feel happy!

Wasn't it Fresh Market last season? I think so.

Way harsh! There are plenty of women less attractive than at least one of them. I may or may not be.

Karaoke
Karaoke has an "a" as the second vowel. I'm just sayin'…

CJ the friendly giant
I'd forgotten how huge C.J. is, even next to wide-receiver-Trey. Every time they showed all the chefs lined up, I fell out of my seat laughing.

Did y'all know?
Ricky makes those horrifying hats himself.

Totally agree re: Victorya. She's the real grinch of the season.

2007: the year of chipmunk poo
See also: Enchanted. Pip, the CGI chipmunk, had the shit literally scared out of him at one point.

I liked that it was the second Hitchcock reference of the series. I could eat Pushing Daisies with a spoon.

Caught me again. Double-dag.

You totally caught me. Dag.

Cruel Science
When I was young I sent an e-mail science question to Bill Nye the Science Guy and got an auto-response. This made me sad, so I decided to see if they read any of their e-mails by sending him a confession of my undying love and saying I thought I'd die if he didn't marry me. I did receive a response to…

Just looking at those outfits
…murdered my libido. Can you imagine the futuristic society where everyone wears those instead of those Star Trek uniforms? Soooooooooooo COMFY! [and then the world ends]

I meant
Gorgeoustupid. Dang.

Georgeoustupid
is a brilltastic word.