There are several MST3K films that with better direction, a budget, and clearer storytelling could have the potential to be interesting. I'd like to see The Leech Woman directed by Mary Harron, Manos: The Hands of Fate by Rob Zombie, Santa Claus by Wes Anderson, Space Mutiny by Ridley Scott, and Parts: The Clonus…

I don't know; I think they're too old to play teenage girls.

So, not a James Chance biopic? Pass.

Years ago, I made my own 16rpm version of the Chipmunks' Christmas Song using Audacity in an explicit effort to replicate the Patton routine. Where's my GJ,I? (Well, maybe if I had bothered to post it anywhere on the internet…)

But it was too easy to make a MST3K joke. If you don't get mildly obscure MST3K references, keep your replies to my comments to yourself! [lonely nerd pouts]

So where are the results? The playoffs? Who won? Why did I keep clicking those buttons at the bottom of each article? What's going on?

"The Ornithology" is the scariest horror movie I've seen in a long while.

No Quest of the Delta Knights? Very, very sad.

Dare is rightly revered, but my go to is always Travelogue. "Only After Dark" is a killer. Also, I'd replace one of these with Telekon, and another with Architecture and Morality, but honestly, I couldn't tell you which ones.

Pop Goes the World is an underrated classic.

Nitpicking, but that's Bryan Ferry solo. But it did just inspire me to submit my own…

Brian Eno - Needle in the Camel's Eye

Boys Next Door - Shivers

Serge Gainsbourg - Requiem Pour Un Con

Roxy Music - Pyjamarama

Of all the books I own to try and make a movie out of… What's next, Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable? The Pin-Up Art of Dan DeCarlo? No wait, those would actually be pretty cool.

"I Wanna Be Sedated" is my go-to smartass answer. The real one is probably Mike Bloomfield's on "Season of the Witch" on the Super Session album. Get the remaster so you can listen to the mix without the horns.

Um, Matthew of WNYX? Or for that matter, Beth. Or any of the staff, really.

TBN was also great in The Joy of Tattooing: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

As a kid, I wondered what the hell was up with "Whodunnit" and it's deliberately atonal synths. I skipped the track when transferring the vinyl to cassette (so as to listen to it in the car, and have it fit on one side). Now I realize it's as close to post-punk as Genesis ever got, and it's toward the top of the list…