Sigh
I teach some fourth graders who are obsessed with Fred. I. just. don't. get. it. I get that I'm not supposed to, but I've managed to at least see the appeal of even the most crass, ADD kiddie entertainment (I can understand why CGI-talking animals and people getting hit in the groin are funny to a 7-year old).…

Lest we forget
All this talk about her breasts really takes the focus away from her equally awesome ass.

I met Boris Karloof once
…and he was, well, aloof.

Public Service
I, for one, really appreciate the AV Club keeping us up to date on Ms. Perry's breasts. As a purveyor of fine doe-eyed strumpets with globular funnebagos, I cannot express how invaluable this service is to me.

I thought Charles Rocket stabbed himself.

Exactly. What Are Two Movies That Have Never Been In My VCR?

Exactly who is Baby, and why is someone putting her in a corner?
I'm showing my extreme age here, but I take pride in never having seen Dirty Dancing all the way through, despite being the same age as millions of teenage girls who recited the lines and watched it on an endless loop at slumber parties. I know who's in…

Not quite the same, but…
I missed the first few songs of Morphine's set, due to my ride's lack of enthusiasm for the opening act (some shitty local band, but we didn't have to fart around so long we missed the main act, dude).

Samba
I liked Jo Soares' "A Samba for Sherlock". There were a few too many potty jokes, but it was a brisk read. Of course, I've yet to read any of "The Canon", so I may retroactively find out that he butchered Holmes' character. Or not. Anyone else read it? As a longtime reader of the AV Club, I don't know whether or…

Sodomy
Sodomy sodomy sodomy sodomy…

Are you kidding? My Demon Lover was awesome. Scott Valentine rules!

What the hell just happened here?

You know, I believe that girl has got the prettiest teeth I've ever come across.

It's times like this that I really miss The Hater.

Uh, Marvin Isley died yesterday.

Limp Gimp Lip Lamp is my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

I have a cut of The Fifth Element that completely removes Chris Tucker's character.

Second for Tossing Seeds (almost recommended that instead of Foolish). Their cover of "Brand New Love" will make you forget Sebadoh's original. And Incidental Music is pretty solid for a collection of odds and ends.

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!

Foolish.