Check.
No more butt monkey.

Horses
Well, I was late for my Economics class one day, so I decided to just skip it and wrap a rope around my neck and genitals. If only that damned professor hadn't been such a stickler for promptness, I might not have ejaculated that horse!

I wonder if this porn-movie-within-a-movie features any rimshots or spit takes.

Yeah, but Night and Day is great, and Look Sharp! is still a killer.

Misty
When I was growing up, I would spend parts of my summer in Tupelo with my grandparents. My grandfather, a southern lawyer in the truest sense, would hurry home, take off his coat and tie (even if he wasn't meeting anyone that day, he wore a coat and tie to work—cue Spoon's "The Fitted Shirt"), and plop down for…

But
This is the really real world. There ain't no comin' back.

Oooh…
I just twee'd my pants.

Postscript: Ricardo Montelban is awesome, too, but seeing him as an Asian is still jarring.

Dr. Z—you're right. I debated even putting him on the list, since the movie is so awesome, it trumps any unease about the casting decisions of the 50's. That portion of my earlier comment is hereby rescinded.

Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi.
Charlton Heston as Mike Vargas.
Ricardo Montleban as Nakamura.
Kevin Costner as Robin Hood.
Gerard Butler.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

Hell, I haven't read a comic strip ever since I realized Beetle Bailey wasn't actually going to shoot anybody.

I drank Fat Mike's piss
…and I wasn't even at SXSW!

Oh, and Rusted Root is the Jason Mraz to Widespread's Jack Johnson.
No, I take that back. Rusted Root is the peanut in the turd in my sandwich.

Rock the Bells
Rocks my balls.

Um, Don't Worry About The Government?

I went to a Phish show (at the insistence of a friend), and I had a reasonably good time. You're right, the people-watching was fantastic, and the vibe was great.

Count me among the "I-just-don't-get-its"
Watching this show is just like reliving that time in the high school play where I had to sing a duet of a Debbie Gibson song.

TUMLB—Yeah, I was just being an intentional retard….ooops!

So, you "know" lots of "closet" "racists"? Is that like saying "I've got this friend who has this problem…"?