Fuck means bundle of sticks?

…As well as "Don't Give A Dose To The One You Love Most" and "I Got Stoned And I Missed It". Seriously, Shel's album Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball is a lost classic.

"Please put my gland in your hand."

Santorum!

Wasn't a punk someone who took it up the ass?

Oh.
So, like, Ever After, then?

Jimmy Smits!
Jimmy Smits!

Cue the horses.

You sure it's not Alien Sex Fiend? Army of Lovers? And wasn't Alec Empire on the cover of Rage Against the Machine's second album?

Wait
…So this isn't the group that covered "Smooth Criminal"?

Executive Decision
I recently saw this movie again. I would like to have heard his take on Oliver Platt: Action Hero (of course, with Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal in the picture, he was really more "action hero's flustered buddy").

Oh yeah, whatever happened to Friday Buzzkills? That's one more thing I'd like to Ask The AV Club about.

Matthew Wilder?
THE Matthew Wilder? Could Ms. Lohan finally be the one to break his stride?

When you someone eat it…
…he could only so much to realistic-looking dead babies.

Yeah, I caught it a while back on TCM at 4 in the morning when I was up with the flu. Maybe it was the medicine, but that movie completely creeped me out.

Oh.
I thought this was going to be a review of Race With The Devil, an awesome 70's "ooh-Satanic cults!" film with Peter Fonda and Loretta Swit. But this is just the "ooh-Jewel's tits" movie.

Ass Baboons of Venus?

Gotta say
That "the muse changes as the cash clinks" is an awesome quote.

It's the Inevitable Dash of Pretension!

In the not-too-distant-future, eh?
Like, around next Sunday, A.D.?