Should I keep my hair dark brunette or try something a little more fun, like a flaming hot red, or maybe even a kicky raccoon stripe?

To discourage those embarrassing toots I employ a technique known as feltching. It's quite effective and spiritually invigorating.

I really enjoy a nice strong cup of English breakfast tea. Don't you?

Seriously, this is what we're doing?! You people are such gross nerds.