My oh my, it's been such a tremendously exciting season, what with all the amazing changes taking place with the new judges. Britney will be sensational, I'm sure, and Mariah has got to be giggling herself asleep every night. I know I am. And they finally let that odd fat kid go who was always going on and on about…

My oh my, it's been such a tremendously exciting season, what with all the amazing changes taking place with the new judges. Britney will be sensational, I'm sure, and Mariah has got to be giggling herself asleep every night. I know I am. And they finally let that odd fat kid go who was always going on and on about…

I know I can't be the only one who remembers that amazing evening at Jamie Lee Curtis' Lake Tahoe chalet when those crazy boys Joaquin and Keanu carried the entire hors d'oeuvre table over to the edge of the deck and then Holly Hunter, that spunky little firecracker, she pushed it over and down into the valley. That…

I know I can't be the only one who remembers that amazing evening at Jamie Lee Curtis' Lake Tahoe chalet when those crazy boys Joaquin and Keanu carried the entire hors d'oeuvre table over to the edge of the deck and then Holly Hunter, that spunky little firecracker, she pushed it over and down into the valley. That…

This reminds me of that fabulous pool party/Varicose Vein Foundation fundraiser that Catherine Zeta-Jones hosted last month. No one who was anyone dared miss it, but damn if we weren't all petrified to be seen in our swimsuits, what with Catherine strolling about
so serenely in her divine Kirsti Grinna two piece and…

This reminds me of that fabulous pool party/Varicose Vein Foundation fundraiser that Catherine Zeta-Jones hosted last month. No one who was anyone dared miss it, but damn if we weren't all petrified to be seen in our swimsuits, what with Catherine strolling about
so serenely in her divine Kirsti Grinna two piece and…

This reminds me of that fabulous pool party/Varicose Vein Foundation fundraiser that Catherine Zeta-Jones hosted last month. No one who was anyone dared miss it, but damn if we weren't all petrified to be seen in our swimsuits, what with Catherine strolling so serenely about in her divine KIRSTI GRINNA two piece and…

This reminds me of that fabulous pool party/Varicose Vein Foundation fundraiser that Catherine Zeta-Jones hosted last month. No one who was anyone dared miss it, but damn if we weren't all petrified to be seen in our swimsuits, what with Catherine strolling so serenely about in her divine KIRSTI GRINNA two piece and…

Ann Margaret was cleaning house last week and came across her tiny corset from Tiger and the Pussycat. She wants to know if I would have similar items to donate for her upcoming celebrity charity auction/tattoo removal clinic/pot luck dinner. I have the perfect pair of skorts that I've been dying to wear. And a pair…

That reminds me of a funny story Claire Danes told at the Govenor's Ball to Restore Sanity to Llama Farming. She was a bit drunk so I shouldn't repeat it here, but if you pour me one more of these Mango-tinis I can't be held responsible… Oooh, you're so bad.

Some of the more interesting jewelry shops in Paris now have a neat new way of matching you with your optimum gems. They spin you around and around and which ever glass case you crash into, those are the items you purchase. It's very Zen. Mary Steenburgen was by this morning to pick up her falafel fryer and she…

I'm going for frappuccinos. Who wants?

Ha!

Ditto

I can't keep a scrap inside for for more than 2 hours. Ha! My bowels are like a greased log flume. If Swami Rupali has his way the whole town will soon be hooked on his papaya coconut and fish oil colonics. Marsha Mason's coming over tomorrow to discuss our proposed semi-exotic animal shelter. I wonder why she usually…

If the smell of fresh spring flowers isn't the most glorious thing in the world, I don't know what is. They're imported from Honduras, or Guatemala, or maybe Canada. I'm not sure. Loni Anderson sent them over yesterday when she heard I'd agreed to co-host the Bel Air Ladies Auxiliary Luncheon for Peace in the Barrio.…

If the smell of fresh spring flowers isn't the most glorious thing in the world, I don't know what is. They're imported from Honduras, or Guatemala, or maybe Canada. I'm not sure. Loni Anderson sent them over yesterday when she heard I'd agreed to co-host the Bel Air Ladies Auxiliary Luncheon for Peace in the Barrio.…

Hello.

Real Estate has been a quiet passion of mine since I first helped Bert, Bert Convy, find that nice little house in Toluca Lake to use as a quarantine shelter for Twinkles, his rabid Lhasa Apso. Poor Twinkles spent his remaining days in a foamy, snarling, demented fury charging around a lovely Arts and Crafts bungalow.…

Marsha Mason reminded me last week at Michelle Pfeiffer's fundraiser Lunch for Justice for Nicaraguan Fruit Pickers & Nannies that I've committed to the Better Pay, Outfits, & Sponges for Independent Car Washers Charity Auction on the 8th. Has Esquire ever done a bad cover?