I have a GI issues that are the result of not dealing with stress effectively. So I'd probably have shit that screams at me, or be able to produce artistic sculptural bowel movements like in David Foster Wallace's short story, "The Suffering Channel."

Don't know about you, but I prefer Robb from behind.

"You're not my real dad, and you never will be!"

UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOIS WHERE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT PRETEND TO GIVE A SHIT.

DEAR BORED TO DEATH,
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LIBRARY SCIENCE PROGRAM ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMART, BE RIGHT.WITH LOVE AND IRE, ANGRY LIBRARIAN