.
mmm sperm…….

There once was a
who had no friends. So he went to a website which showed promise, little did he know it was littered with homophobic men that just didn't want to fill him up. He tried and he tried but he never got the attention he craved. Poor little cumbucket was left all alone, weeping little white tears. "Why…

If a
in the middle of the woods, is anyone gonna fill it up?

Jokes aside, lets smoke this
s cigarette instead.

These homophobes have never experienced a real
. They are missing out.

and I like my bucket full. Your point is?

The
*oozes*

You can take the bucket out of
but you can not take the cum out of cumbucket.

This
just got all wet with anticipation.