MIA
spoiled brat who excelled in grade nine social studies

hey lucas
I'll buy star wars again when I can buy a digitally remastered version of the original trilogy minus all the bullshit and special effects that got added in the 90s. The original films, as they screened in theaters in the seventies and eighties, clean the print up, my money's waiting. I don't need any special…

what
I don't understand this "Great job, Internet!" thing. Alright, at first it was used to post websites and internet memes, but now it's just being used to post anything. What does the internet have to do with Scott Stapp being fucking awful? Or with Insane Clown Posse being fucking awful. They were both awful…

The Lord Of The Rings (Blu-ray) (the Internet)
Zack Handlen starts this review by complaining that cartoon representations of fantasy characters are uglier than he'd like to imagine them. It just goes downhill from there. This review has three paragraphs that, though carefully connected by lead-in segues, don't…

van damme in Hard Target is the obvious winner

hey media
way to sabotage this guy's concept of an unannounced release, assholes

g-g-g-ghosts
i'm pretty sure this is a preview for Tim & Eric season cinco

I really don't think that The Wall was a critical consideration of a Resident's record, actually.

It is possible but it is no fucking fun.

no.

Most of these albums do note belong on this list because this list is titled "21 great albums…" and most of these albums are shit, or at best, just alright.

Magnolia is actually just as stupid and convoluted now as when it was released.

wow
this list seems to have been put together by someone with a very narrow view of what constitutes "electronic music"

Her first album is definitely her best. The other two are alright, but she hasn't captured that energy on record again yet.

YOU DIDN'T ASK THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION
DOES HE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DVD RELEASE FOR SUPERJAIL?

I'd rather fuck some kind of livestock than a watermelon.

It's a photo of my brother Bob.

I don't have to take anything from you, jackass.

Exactly.

I just think it's silly to make lists like this if you're just going to list everything. What's the point.