"hey Nebuchadnezzar! check out this eggy-pie thing Belteshazzar whipped up for thee, it will drive you INSANE!"

look at that fucking hipster…

you mean there was a place i could buy overpriced, overcomplicated bookmarks AND bottled water?

now is not the time.

Country Strong?
more like country matters. ho ho.

how 'bout the native 'merkin reservations?

I'd like to think these people are a minority… does that count?