This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin!
And it still says "guilty!"
And "guilty" is spelled wrong!

I kinda think Ivy is too pretty for Jinkx. I feel like Jinkx is the weird kid who gets a crush on the prom queen and ends up devastated. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Mr Hasselhoff, tear down this…nope can't do it.

No, but you should definitely come back here every week and ask that.

Not to mention having sex with said pig.

I loved that little callback, and I hope we'll get more of Malory's abject (and likely unwarranted) hatred for the woman this season.

Just made me think of "They'll be playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", hopefully not forever."

Bush bashing is never needless. In fact republican bashing is never needless, period.

We just want closure.

What I think works best about "Restless" is how strange the dialogue is. In most dreams I've had, people do seem to say meaningless things that make perfect sense at the time, or make some sense but are something the person would never say. (Like Giles' "Spike is like a son to me")
After I saw that episode for the…

King of the Hill always had some great, really bizarre dream sequences. Like when Hank dreams he's a mole in the whack-a-mole game, or his PTSD-esque dream after losing to a bunch of teenagers in paintball. 

I like that the super intelligent chimp would rather not have his secret revealed.

So the car that hit your web producer? Was that per chance part of an elaborate scheme to get a fired writer his job back that went awry when he and Rabin stopped to synchronize watches?

The problem is midway into season 2 they just started writing Pierce as Chevy. Or Chevy started becoming more like Pierce. Maybe a little of both. In any case it affected both Chase and his character negatively.

Anyone know the song in the trailer? Sounds vaguely like Florence and the Machine, but could be something else.

Reading "Alternadad" turned me from never wanting to reproduce to a complete baby crazy sap. I guess it made me realize that becoming a father wouldn't mean cutting my hair, buying an SUV and working an office job. Obviously there are some changes you have to make, and some of the stuff Pollack had to deal with…

Let it go, Eleanor.

I hope this will be part of a future Taste Test segment.

I think Jeff's penis made Britta dumber.

March 31