"But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

What about JGL? Come on!

Wrong.

I know what you meant by "gave his cousin a facial" but…

It'd be cool if the dragons actually killed all those guys and just took off.

I had a poster of Homer in a towel on the phone with that phrase printed in big letters, which I hung on the bathroom door of my first apartment, to the unending confusion of my roommate.

I like how it manages to be hilarious because of how boring it is. There's an almost masochistic glee at work in those scenes, as if the writers said "let's think of the most boring thing that could possibly exist."

First I only saw the box that said "Ass", which was funny enough, then I realized what I was looking at.

Fuuuuuuck that would have been awesome to see.

Huh. The one in my area (Denver/Lakewood, CO) has hand scanners. I think your Hobby Lobby is just leotarded.

I think she was trying not to read it and kept pausing to look at it, then trying to say it without looking, which actually was screwing her up more. I know when I have to read something out loud I get easily tongue tied, but when reading to myself I have no issues, so it could have been something like that too.

This show was once a bit promising, but it's been consistently disappointing since around season 5, when it became apparent that the writers/producers were determined to make their quirky, strong female lead more and more conventional as time went on. At least then they still had a lot of fun with the inventive/weird…

"Aaaagh! You kid, what's a matta with you? Ya told me this stream was shallow! Why I oughta…oooh…aaaaugh."

Surly's "shut up" is both angry and kind of sad, like he's the mascot representing surly drunkenness, and it's crushed his soul to the point where he and the character are the same.

-a chilling vision of things to come. Goodnight!

Accch, ya call this a soccarrr rriot? Let's take em ta skewl, boys!

That explains the bite mark thing. I thought they were just grossed out at the thought of handling something the Dean put his mouth on.

no wait, that last one sounds delicious,

Let's not forget how 30 Rock dipped in its mid-life and came roaring back with some of it's best episodes.

I honestly thought Jade was going to turn out to be the transgendered contestant, what with her delicate frame and super feminine voice, I'd have pegged her as female-male, but I guess she's just built for drag.