"Homer, are you just holding the can with your hand?"

"Yo, so molecules like bond together to create different compounds…bitch."

Psssssht. Way to steal Tig Notaro's bit.

Psssssht. Way to steal Tig Notaro's bit.

I meant "moniker" what the hell auto-correct?

I meant "moniker" what the hell auto-correct?

Here's the thing. Azog appears in the appendices in a fucking awesome piece about how the Dwarves were driven out of Moria, and Thorin got the "Oakenshield" monitor. So no, this actually isn't something Jackson added, although it doesn't figure as heavily into the plot of the Hobbit as it does in this movie.

Here's the thing. Azog appears in the appendices in a fucking awesome piece about how the Dwarves were driven out of Moria, and Thorin got the "Oakenshield" monitor. So no, this actually isn't something Jackson added, although it doesn't figure as heavily into the plot of the Hobbit as it does in this movie.

Hmmm. No I don't see it as any of those… Maybe a movie.

Hmmm. No I don't see it as any of those… Maybe a movie.

I hope his audition consisted solely of him saying "Put your movie…in good hands."

I hope his audition consisted solely of him saying "Put your movie…in good hands."

"In tha naaay-veee. C'mon and join yer fella mahn!"

"In tha naaay-veee. C'mon and join yer fella mahn!"

I think you meant "Where's Poochie?"

I think you meant "Where's Poochie?"

Hopefully Joel McHale gave Jason the number of his hair plug guy during filming.

Hopefully Joel McHale gave Jason the number of his hair plug guy during filming.

I like how the guidance counselor just crumples up the application.

I like how the guidance counselor just crumples up the application.