Really?  Fart jokes will make this a better movie?

Pining??  If you hadn't nailed him to his perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies!

I am very excited about this.

I have a better idea.  Why can't stupid American audiences go see a movie with subtitles? 

Loaded???  C'mon now son. 

I think the College Humor guys stole it from the Wall Street Journal, which reported that illegal immigration is at a ten year low, and that many immigrants were going back to Mexico because there were better opportunities there.  That crazy Murdoch!

Because why not, or of course it does.  Whatever, fuck you!

This list sucked. 

Git 'er done!!!

Or a dog.  Whatever, you'll watch it, fuck you.

What a great interview.  I always assumed they were an airheaded pop band but I now have a whole new respect for them.  And Susanna is gorgeous.

I actually wasn't that offended by the analogy (I mean, Obama *could* have been Netanyahu, right?).  More offensive were his follow-up remarks when he referred to the President of the United States as "the enemy".  I didn't think his statement rose (or is that sunk) to the level of criminal treason but they were…

'Ah, do not mourn,' he said,
'That we are tired, for other loves await us;
Hate on and love through unrepining hours.
Before us lies eternity; our souls
Are love, and a continual farewell.'

Pretty sure you mean Wilfred Brimley and Sherwood Schwartz.

Ol' Gil is finally gonna get a firstie.  Finally moving up to the big leagues!

"Like" because we share Cannibal! love.

So I guess being photographed at a news conference is like a gang rape?

Let's go for a joyride, neighbor!

You and your titties again.

No offense to Roger— whom I've met and admire greatly— but he would not be much of a beer drinking companion these days for several reasons.