Plus, there's no guarantee you'll cum.

Is lawn a euphemism for vagina or am I incredibly twisted?

O_o

You forgot bestiality, Miller…

Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat.

Does anyone else find it ironic Jacob pummeled the shit out of MIB 45 minutes after Mother told them they could never hurt each other? Or am I taking her too literally? Because Flocke never laid so much as a finger on Jacob in the statue last season.

Though I do think the island is going to sink eventually, are people saying that because of what happened to it in the alternate timeline? Because they're two different entities entirely, technically speaking.

"not simply snark for snark's sake? "

Ha!

This gag was certainly a highlight, but the reigning champ has to be the Spanish rap. La arana discoteca!

Best. Casting. Ever!

I'm pretty sure she was the one with a dick.

Sex and the City II: Season of the Witch

Yikes! Wouldn't it be easier to just kill James Cameron instead?

Wow!
Ha ha! This trailer says what you do in 2:20, Amelie:

Glad I'm not the only one who found that last sentence slightly disturbing.

@Black Devil Doll

@Gus

What about that crazy bum who lives on the street? What's his name? Oh yeah, the Scream Awards.

You thought a film directed by Sam Raimi was cliched? Okay, I'll give you the Spider-Man trilogy, but I'll be damned if those weren't the most entertaining cliches I've ever seen!