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Bfred,

The More You Know

@Knockout Zed

When I think of Judi Dench's vagina, I think of cobwebs.

He fucks up the janitor? Really?

Any entry of the prequel trilogy alone will do that to you, pal.

@the calf fiend

Thanks!

Alex Mack?
I seem to recall a prepubescent, (sadly) illegal Marisa Oleynik. That's all I've got.

@T-Square

Not sure if you're being sarcastic but either way: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ALWAYS takes the cake!

I think they have to approve them first - being the elitist douche-bags they are.

@The Pig In Zen

Remember when actresses actually did their jobs?

Haters want to hate, lovers want to loveā€¦

We're both right, actually. Strange, no?

For some reason, I long for the day a stripper flaunts it to the Pixies' Brick Is Red. I'd even settle for Nirvana's Scentless Apprentice. Weird, huh?

"Prawns" reminds me of BSG and how they refer to Cylons as "skinjobs"; which, frankly, sounds more like a sexual favor than a racial epithet.

When Zack Snyder inevitably takes the reigns:

Showgirls 2: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boobs