Cunt Buttfan

I prefer "The Big Butt and Gaping Vagina Book." It's mostly just really unflattering pictures of Lisa Lampinelli.

That would imply the show has some sort of inner logic or continuity

Oh snap!

exactly. If it were a random show I'd just file it in my brain under "shit I don't care about" but it is actively keeping David Simon from making something that doesn't suck

Ha ha! You almost had tricked me, Veena Sud, but you blew it when you wrote "Go watch CSI"

Tom Cruise's character ruined that entire movie for me

David Foster Wallace. What ever happened to that guy, anyway?

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"I need a real man like OverlyDramaticTruth to satisfy me sexually"

@avclub-e7c26e48b7ee853cbf5e49de5d800745:disqus  Not as fantastic as her sweet sweet vag, though

George Lucas has already digitally enhanced the horse photos taken yesterday. He made the horse shoot first and inserted a few "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"s while she cut it open

If it makes you feel any better, the woman is surprisingly attractive. I read "Star Wars fan" and "climbed in the body of a dead horse" and was expecting somebody much uglier

As long as it's the right half, I'm down

Right? Beaver or GTFO, Janet  Jackson

I feel like breasts sounds too scientific, like you're in anatomy class. And boobs makes you sound like you're 10-years-old

This is the internet, sir. Have some class

For me it would be Annie, Annie, and Annie

What ever are you talking about, phel?