If they didn't want people masturbating to The Parent Trap, they should have never released it

When you're right, you're right

Preach it!

Wow. Really? Don't quit your day job

I don't even care about killing people. I just want to listen to Dawes

Apparently there is very little oversight when it comes to @avclub-359b8db60f379d36511e28c04a3fb0b6:disqus 's comments

Things sure went downhill after Roman died and Nico's fiancee left him

Prediction: I will masturbate to those playboy photos, and then hate myself shortly after

It was a Lindsay Lohan joke. So, basically, all 3 of your explanations still apply

Nowadays, it seems like the only models they have are washed-up crackheads

I feel like a man with no mouth should be skinnier

"Mr. Ross, the good news is that you've been cleared of HIV. The bad news is that you have AIDS"

Jesus christ. Transformers 3 had an explosion just about every 30 seconds, according to this graph. I have no way to verify this, because I would never watch that bullshit, but damn!

Dude, give Michael Jackson five minutes in a room alone with that kid, and he would have ANNIHILATED Justin Beiber's little bitch asshole

Roman Polanski's age of consent is "whenever you're old enough to say 'yes' or at least nod"

Yeah. There's no way a 16-year-old that's super-famous would be having sex of his own volition. I'm on to you Disney!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!

Aw, Lobsters 1. Don't feel bad. One of these days, if you try really hard, you'll be able to repeat a 4-word movie title

Finally, a reasonable discussion

It's spelled Heroin, not Herren