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Call Me Carlos the Dwarf
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Of course…Seth Rogen has never looked like a young Seth Rogen.

Eh. That's what happens in the movie, but not what it's about.

Little known fact:

Have you seen Sausage Party?

…how can something be in the vein of both Sausage Party and Superbad.

It's why Massachusetts is the frontrunner on so much shit — just about everyone here agrees that it's the government's job to maximize the economic efficiency of those it governs, and that we should strive to create a world in which everyone has an equal opportunity to be successful.

I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves is Indian.

Can they make unlimited Roan LMDs, please?

Still better than the Terriers marketing.

Just finished the first three seasons of Black Sails.

Wait…you have a hashtag trending?!

That sounds like something you should raise with the Spellmans!

My dad's a guy who who read Ayn Rand too young, but would give you the shirt off his back. He had a tough time choosing between Johnson and Hillary, but eventually when with HRC because Johnson's an idiot. Trump was never a consideration.

And he was a varsity swimmer at USC…in a totally straight way: Sploosh.

Pratt I said also Andy Dwyer, which the combined resumes of the other Marvel Chrises can't equal.

It's just thoroughly unrepresentative of the show that I think it's a waste of time to watch, even at just 2hrs.

WATCH PARKS AND REC!!!

The correct answer for the other man is, obviously, Tim Olyphant.

Oh, definitely.

The lone star who can stand up to the other movie-Chrises!