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Huh, did not know that!

Because it's hilarious?

I actually love Brandon Routh.

If there was one word to describe the *opposite" of the guy who gave us Che and Andy Dwyer, it would be "calculated."

Just going by their performances in superhero movies, it's Evans, Pine, Hemsworth, Pratt.

Haven't seen ether Jurassic World or Passengers…because they both sounded bad, haha.

He relies entirely on charm!

That's why he's definitely the Marry of an FKM with the MCU Chrises.

Post-apocalyptic Jerry probably counts, too!

Pratt is, not Evans.

Che wasn't sexist at all!

Oh, he's clearly the worst looking of the four.

I'd kill Pratt, too…but that doesn't change the fact that he's the most talented and accomplished of the three by a significantly margin.

Not sure who agrees that Evans is "the superior Chris."

I think the meme-ification of American political discourse has a LOT to do with the rise of Trump, haha.

I have a hard time believing they kept it up into the 1860s. It was self-evidently an inefficient and idiotic system by then.

But yeah, I think the world would be a lot better off if we all took Niebuhr's advice to remember that we're never as right/good as we think, and the person we're arguing with is never as wrong/evil as they appear.

My problem with the attacks on Romney for "the binders" has never been that he had a great AA record. It's that the attacks were for the binders rather than his actual terrible AA record, haha.

Our fucking president said that, when you're a star, they let you grab women by the pussy.

BAN IT!