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I don't think she has "alienated most potential men."

AMY ACKER!!!

He has 7 Michelin stars…and that's only because he's lost a few as he's focused more on TV.

Even in MCJ, one of the most memorable moments is his saying "If you cooked this in one of my restaurants, I would fire you" when a kid put Sriracha aioli on lobster.

In fairness, the cookbook recipes are likely a bit simplified.

Watch the movie.

The movie is fucking brilliant, and he trashing it got in the Series Review pissed me off.

I think they met in Vegas, though.

Eh, maybe reduce them to a simple syrup and caramelize something savory in it?

If that was Ramsay's schtick, I'd feel the same.

Not at all.

But that anger is almost always directed at people who either aren't listening to his (a man with a 3 star restaurant!) advice, or are serving unsafe food.

Fucking Vegas psychos.

"Local ingredients, simply cooked!"

Yeah, the man currently has 7 Michelin stars to his name (and he's been awarded 21 over his career), which lends his criticisms and advice a moral authority that a guy like Taffer (or whomever) simply doesn't have.

He's clearly not incompetent, though.

Yeah, one of my favorite things about the show is that Jack is clearly an antagonist…but it's because he has a very different vision for how to run a company than Richard et al, not because he's incompetent or even a bad person.

Also, "look at how fucking stupid these investors are, for only listening to the white guy rather than the actual coder."

He makes a fuckton of money, though, which is the job he gets hired to do.

"I will rape your father and kill your mother!"