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"And…he ran. For the first time in years. Maybe ever. It was too much for him."

"I did sex on her."

No passion from "Until the End of the World"?!

I stopped watching after Jesse sent Eugene to hell, and am just catching up now.

That describes the first 6 issues very accurately!

It was just the first volume, IMO.

That was the joke, haha.

Nah. The modern iteration of these pricks aren't intelligent enough to understand that it's more efficient to keep lower-class people alive and as grist for the capitalist millstone than to let them die of easily preventable maladies.

Hah, seriously. The asshole spoke about infant mortality rates and giving slaves the equivalent of maternity leave the same way that he would a fucking herd of cattle.

Yup.

I honestly don't like Toni Morrison that much. I'll take The Known World pretty firmly over Beloved.

No, I'm not saying that.

Exactly! There's such a long, long list of examples for why that institution is fundamentally evil.

I'm not outraged - I just find the idiocy funny.

I called someone who cut me off a "soggy-ass c—- motherfucker" in front of one of my best friends, my first month back in the states.

Quick note - if you've read the Hammond papers (or really any primary document from a slaveowner), you'd know that, unlike Brazil or Haiti, slaves were never "worked, literally, to death" in the United States.

Yeah, the Toni Morrison quote is my only real problem with this.

And it's a wonderful way to encapsulate "bitch, motherfucker and asshole" in just a single syllable.

I call men bitches and women dicks all the time.

Superior Foes and Made of Wood are goddamn classics.