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His employees whose job is to tell him which decisions are in his best financial interests.

I love that Marvel realized the popular demand for a Superman-esque character, and filled it with Evans' Cap.

I mean…he clearly didn't.

Sick! I'm really, really enjoying this show, so far.

I just can't handle paying 4 quid for the cheapest pint in a Wetherspoon's.

Nah, Firestorm was a senior when he got hurt, and a HS graduate working as a mechanic last year.

In fairness, he did say "American racism."

So, are you English, Cornish or a hardcore Unionist, haha?

I was bonding over our shared hatred of London with an older gentleman at the Forty Foot down Dun Laoghaire…until he explained that his biggest problem with the city was how "multicultural" it was.

Fuck the English.

I'm pretty sure they're both 19. Wasn't Wally a senior in HS last year?

NIBIRU!

The second season is NUTS.

The answer is always Avatar.

And that's before you get into the fact that the only interesting stuff that's ever been done with the character (outside of Immortal) leans on his being a rich white guy slumming it as a "Hero for Hire" with his ex-con best friend and ex-cop girlfriend, both of whom are black.

So, other than the fact that he doesn't become better at martial arts than all of the Asian characters, and the fact that he is never, at any point, portrayed as a "savior," but rather as a blunt instrument…"he's absolutely the white savior trope."

I still wish they had gone with him for Danny.

BROTHERS DON'T GET DIVORCED!

…and?

Yeah, he released 10 Day (much better than Coloring Book or Surf, but not quite on the level of Acid Rap) back in 2012.