As a person who had a five year old daughter in the summer and fall of 2012, I can inform you that "Call Me Maybe" was indubitably the song of the summer. Absolutely inescapable, and every single girl in my daughter's kindergarten knew every word.

True of everything.

They can do it a little. They can't do it a lot.

I find him pretty hard to take.

I came up with it about one second before the end of the time. No chance I would have gotten it down in time.

No, prog rock is awesome, as is punk rock. We are not teenagers living in 1976, so we don't have to choose. Don't be a tool like @avclub-8611a4c6101b756242a6ce9e2e846fb6:disqus.

Yeah, like Titanium or Wolfrum or something.

Not even.

I'm having anxiety just reading this, so thanks I guess.

Were you there like three or four years (or six?) ago when there was that rash of them? I can imagine that being pretty rough. When I was there we only had one that I know of (although there were occasional accidents), and one attempt — guy landed on a racoon and lived.

You've never been so hot and bothered that you just can't spare the time?

The only reason someone wouldn't get it is that it's hard to credit that the word didn't even appear in the first version of the text.

That song was a hit when I was seven or so. My babysitter's little brother lipsynched it for the elementary school talent show, including several fifth-grade girls in sweaters and bare legs. Wholly inappropriate, and equally wonderful.

Wasn't the story that they don't actually have Bort charms, only the space where they would go?

Luke is a real name.

YOU STOLE MY BIT!!!

I didn't know if the summoning would work when Disqus didn't pull you up.

The bird was the island knowing Hurley's destiny. It doesn't need any more explanation than that — it's Magic Fuckin' Island.

It's the same look Bill Clinton has in that photo with Kim Il-Sung when we went to rescue those journalists.

Frank Miler, duh!