Up here, petehammer! Up. Here.

Also, "Jessalyn Gilsig" is clearly a made-up name.

Actually, Dafoe produced the last DOOM album, and contributed a few particularly bangin' tracks to a Lil' Wayne mixtape from 2007. He's not Prince Paul or anything, but he does okay.

Yeah, when Pavement broke up, I was firmly in the Spiral camp, and Malkmus' first album vindicated that. But now, a few years down the line, it's obvious that I picked the wrong side.

Upright Citizens does an improv sketch show every Sunday night, which is full of ringers from the Late Night and SNL writing staffs. Dratch and Fey used to kill on that show (and then Horatio Sanz would bound onto the stage and fuck up whatever brilliant idea they had).

Dratch did address this pretty thoroughly in an interview. On the surface, it does seem like Tina threw her under the bus. But it's a bit more subtle than that. Originally, as she said here, there were supposed to be sketches within the show. Who do you call to do sketch comedy? Dratch. But NBC thought…

What about the blue dude? I don't like that dude! I'm buggin' out!!!

Voice work, baby, voice work!

Yeah, she had a Don Draper moment, and I think both Don and Paul realized, and appreciated how far she's come.

If anyone knows about stretching, it's Gumbercules!

@Tony Wrioh: 1983. Popular music was at its absolute nadir. Seeds of something new were being planted, as REM and Sonic Youth released their first albums, and Tom Waits did Swordfishtrombones, which was a turning point of sorts for him. Apart from that, 1983's notable albums are pretty much all cheese metal. Def…

Rapist's wit is when you come up with a good joke about Rape Stove: The Stove that rapes people.

You want to fuck her on her couch with a plastic cover on it!

In every interview I've seen besides this one, Jonez and Eggers insist that it's less a movie for kids than it is a movie about childhood -ie for us.

I think the test should be this: the phrase "Jewish athiest" makes some sense. "Christian athiest, not so much.

I agree with Too Lazy on both points. And I also had trouble keeping the long Russian names straight in Red Storm.

Shum things in thish room don't react well to phasers!

Yeah, bad enough U2 utterly fucked up the Mission: Impossible theme by putting it in 4/4 time. Nobody can outdo the Ventures when it comes to Hawaii 5-0.

No love for William Howard Taft? He was both President and Chief Justice! And he got stuck in the bathtub in the White House!

I believe they will give you the key to the city if you do that.