His surname is a letter away from "inane". Given his performance here, I doubt this is a coincidence.

"…Noonan could be Kirk Avocado as an old man…"
Except Noonan is like, eight feet tall, and if Acevedo is more than five six, he's wearing lifts.
Maybe time travel makes you grow?

Ohh, yes. Tom Noonan, building on the Red Dragon persona in a totally compelling, Dolarhydesque performance that adds to an already absorbing show. The actress playing Goines like she's channeling a young Ally Sheedy is very watchable, too.

"so as not to ape Pitt's performance…"

She's not going to jail. She's going to beat the Stuart Townsend
character to death with a singlestick and then escape into the Los
Angeles underground, where she will don a mask and a tight leather
costume, and where, if you can find her, she will employ the methods taught her by Holmes to help you (or the guest…

I know you're kidding, but the nerd in me compels me to note that Supergirl is not Power Girl ; she's not supposed to have giant comedy bazooms. Hell, even Adam Hughes draws her with more normal proportions.

They probably have adamantium heads, or something.

I'm their audience (at least in this house) and I wholly approve of shots of Laurel's leather clad ass, gratuitous or otherwise.

Hey, they know their audience.

Two possible answers; they have a bunch of patents that bring in large amounts of revenue or they're the kind of Reed Richards level geniuses that can build sophisticated devices out of discarded refrigerators, toasters and other household junk.

So, they hate her for the same reasons the audience does?

Me too; I hate that fuckin' droid. The Lucasverse just can't do "funny" characters, evidently.

"I suppose there’s something to discuss about Azmorigan referring to Hera
as property, but the epsiode doesn’t get into it, so I won’t here."

They didn't review Warehouse 13, either, which this is oh so clearly, ah, "inspired" by (apart from Noah Wylie, who seems to be doing an end of pier impersonation of both David Tennant and Matt Smith; focussing on the really annoying aspects of both ) so it's not that surprising.

Tedious old git says we live in places where a person must be presumed to be innocent until proven guilty. Which doesn't mean a bunch of public accusations and a lot of clever remarks from people who should be smart enough to know you don't try a case at the zoo forum of the internet. He may be guilty, he may not be;…

"He proves himself to Railly with calm efficiency, performing a trick
with two identical watches that persuades her to meet him in the future"

Tara Reid? But wait, if she's still alive, who's the one who's dead? Who was the walleyed, adenoidal chick in American Pie and Suburban Tedium (in the bath with all the rose petals)? Is she the dead one?

Right; he was Dashing Fandral, the dude with the, uh, vorpal sword, or some such.

The fuckin' show freaks me out, man. I love the acting, the production values, the creepy food porn, everything. But it gives me nightmares. I would not return to my backyard after watching an episode, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, thanks, because "less" and "smaller" are words I really enjoy hearing with reference to my junk.