I always thought that April is the cruellest month, what with, y'know, mixing memory and desire and such.

Why is there water and steam everywhere on Nostromo, though? Presumably it's condensing out of the machinery, but it seems that they'd be trying to keep the environment drier as a basic safety precaution.

The Fugitive, dude; The Fugitive.
You know, Dr. Richard Kimble, falsly accused of killing his wife? (It was actually the one-armed man.) Tommy Lee Jones', "What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that…

Ilana's not wrong about losing weight and how it affects (effects?) the percieved size of a gentleman's appendage; I lost nearly 30 pounds a few years ago, and definitely noticed a difference.
Not that anyone else said anything, but still…

"someone so respect"

Rosa's eyebrow scar is crazy hot.
I'm not sure I understand this reaction, but I'm going with it for now.

At least part of the problem with Dame to Kill For may be its source material ; after Sin City, Miller's stuff started to veer more and more into what I assume is unconscious self parody. Sin City seemed like a knowing homage to Spillane, James M.Cain and other hard boiled pulp fictioneers; the later comics seem to…

I remember an episode of Deep Space Nine, where O'Brian (chief engineer ; Irish Scotty analogue) is imprisoned by a bunch of generic superpowered aliens for some crime and experiences decades of imprisonment that actually last a few hours of objective time. It's a solid episode, that spends as much time examining the…

"Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How’s that again? I missed something."

Well, yay, I guess…

The dude in the top photo is not pulling that hat off. He may think he is, but he. is. not.

So, wait; you ladies aren't automatically turned on by my huge guns and ability to like, totally beat up anyone who like, disses you and such?
This is a paradigm shifting revelation. I must rethink my priorities.

"And it's cool, Penny. It's cool."
Yeeeah, sorry, I can't allow it. Anyone who was once portrayed by Colin Baker has his cool card permanently revoked.

Also; recall the episode where he locked himself out of his apartment (The Vegas Renormalization, I think) and commandeered Penny's bed because of that Snickering(spelling?) rhyme about the Cornish guy that meant he was too long to sleep comfortably on her sofa.

"Illustration by Jeremy Wheeler."

Let's not be mean. Matthew Perry is talented, charming and funny. All I've ever seen Slater do is get carried by better actors while breathing stertorously through his mouth.

Oh, that's clever. I like that. I'm gonna use that.

I thought that, too. It was him as the leader of a bunch of, what? Hackers, I guess, who were totally smart and y'know, hacked stuff, but for Liberty and Justice and The American Way rather than any egalitarian commie shit.

It looks like the kid who starred with Schwarzenegger in Last Action Hero, or maybe a very young (Taxi Driver era) Jodie Foster.

Parts of the original movie are lovely.There are scenes that have stayed with me for decades, like the brief episode where one of Necron's ape-men, walking among the dead picks up a shield from a fallen Fire-Keep warrior and turns it over in his hands, is just breathtaking. Even with rotoscoping, the three…