He looks like a Cabbage Patch Elvis!

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!

That harrassment is digital.

Because no discussion of MST3K would be complete without it:

I thought the transformation of Joel into Arch Hall Jr. was pretty classic.

Heart poundin', veins cloggin'

If the need to recast Reek "arises"….

How do I shot cop?

That wiki entry mentions the near total lack of profanity on this version of the album. Wouldn't surprise me if they compiled it to get it sold at Wal-Mart and other outlets with puritan sensibilities as was common in 1992.

That wiki entry mentions the near total lack of profanity on this version of the album. Wouldn't surprise me if they compiled it to get it sold at Wal-Mart and other outlets with puritan sensibilities as was common in 1992.

Fake.  I can already tell the one in the middle has way too purty a mouth to be from West Virginia.

Fake.  I can already tell the one in the middle has way too purty a mouth to be from West Virginia.

512 songs over 22 discs and they couldn't scrape up a cover of Come Sail Away for comparison's sake?

512 songs over 22 discs and they couldn't scrape up a cover of Come Sail Away for comparison's sake?

Same Old Song And Dance is probably my favorite Aerosmith song.  And Seasons of Wither is a personal favorite.

Same Old Song And Dance is probably my favorite Aerosmith song.  And Seasons of Wither is a personal favorite.

The live version from one of the Classics Geffen releases absolutely owns.  Can't recall if it's Classics I or II.

The live version from one of the Classics Geffen releases absolutely owns.  Can't recall if it's Classics I or II.

I……can…..almost…….reach…..that…..vial…..of….botox!!!!

I……can…..almost…….reach…..that…..vial…..of….botox!!!!