He's not exactly a sex offender, but he's not exactly not a sex offender, if you get my meaning.

Can Kate Micucci even be that blunt?

Is your neck broken like a motherfucker?

Hey, she could still hook up with Officer L'Amour.

Why is Illinois asking about the Ontario Provincial Police?

This had damn well better not be how we lose George Clinton.

Pretty Fucking Cute, Internet

Story editor, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I thought they were exclusively an animated pair of movers.

Except possibly with this Rosie character.

Why would he want you to know that?!

I would take a Problematic Favs column streets ahead of Hatesong.

You could always, you know, wander.

Poor Colin Meloy!

I hope someone finally points out that Every Breath You Take is actually about a stalker!

MadTV gave the world Phil LaMarr. Anyone who has watched cartoons in the past decade and a half should be thankful.

Nicole Sullivan is always great. Her cameo as Pat Nixon in Black Dynamite was hilarious.

Yeah, like it was a slam on how shitty Rescue Me's fires looked?

Why can't Kurt Loder pronounce anything correctly?

And hooray for the opening animation by the ever popular Mitch Clem as well!