Turns out it was Dave Grohl who shot Kurt Cobain!

But isn't he more man than a horse?

I'd take Todd over Tigger, too.

I always thought Garfield minus Garfield was inferior to the ones where they just remove Garfield's thought balloons and it's just John Arbuckle projecting his woes onto his barely-mobile cat.

The best thing about Roadrunner cartoons is that Wile E. Coyote can stop at literally any time, but never does.

You're confusing him with Tweety Bird.

True that. I'm chuckling at the very thought of Daffy Duck at his laptop, reading this very article and just seething.

Congratulations on finding the perfect Ray Smuckles panel. Seriously, kudos!

Though speaking of Justified, Dave Foley was pretty terrific in that one episode he was in.

Bel. Biv. Devoe.

Right, but based on aggregate likes, you don't really represent a majority view.

I'm really for a public "sorry you were offended" type apology to tweak their noses a bit.

I realize that this is a fairly heated and weighty discussion, but are we really going to let a phrase like "One Swallow does not a Summer Make" pass by without some kind of blowjob joke?

I miss Lobsters1… now THERE was a conservative troll for the ages!

Shut up and take my money!

On any other day, you and I would be mortal enemies. But today we stand as brothers (siblings?)

When you ask for Raylan Givenses, society has a way of giving you Vic Mackeys.

Do the Bortman, yeah!

There's no way in Hell a police boycott doesn't up the box office, right?

Random Roles: Stephen Toblowsky: does it exist yet?