And one for his knob!

Flagged for eating the Dan Snyder of potatoes salads

How did Samuel Clemens come up with the name Mark Twain?

Cursed by his own hubris.

…of a dolphin! Heart of a dolphin!

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?

Maude, eh?

Internet? They have that on computers now?

I always think of Howland Reed as Howlin' Reed, the greatest blues singer in Westeros.

A bedbug can live for 6 months without fresh blood. Sweet dreams!

Mostly, it's a bunch of dip-shits tooling around in Chris-Crafts.

I assume you mean the T282C. They'll need the full 400 ton payload and 344 gallon hydraulic dump system.

But he's the Anibal of the Ball! Him?

Did anyone just see Suarez against Italy? That dude is hungry for a championship.

Why did you keep making fun of Todd's watch? I told you guys to quit. I knew this would happen.

After the Ghana's equalizer I found myself thinking, "Maybe the Suarez handball wasn't right but it wasn't so wrong, either." I'm back to normal now, that guy is the worst.

Relegation is the only solution to tanking.

The 1994 World Cup is still the highest attended World Cup.

I thought about a fruit that doesn't look like any other fruit. Pineapple was the first thing to pop into my head. So that's one in a row for me!

Like cappuccinos, entendres should be hot and frothy.